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Eddie (http://cloudsandsilverylinings.com) perversely awarded me the Zombie Chicken Award with the proviso that I shared it with five friends. The friends that I have invited to the feast are:
Reluctantmemsahib (http://reluctantmemsahib.wordpress.com/)because she did say that if I cooked Sunday Lunch with all the trimmings she would come on over.
David (http://david-mcmahon.blogspot.com/)also said he would come, but didn’t show up either.
So these two guests can have a measly wing each because they let my delicious meal go cold last time around.
The following two guests can have a leg each.
Sarah, (http://sarah-storms.blogspot.com/) because after reading her blog I know that she can work wonders with her delicious cooking.
Anne, (http://sjanne.blogspot.com/) because she is trying to sell her house, is totally stressed out and needs a little TLC.
And the breast must go to Sandi (http://sandimcbride.blogspot.com/) because she has been very poorly and needs the nourishment and TLC. Maybe Mac could make some chicken soup?
Now that we are all stuffed to the gunnels I will bore you with an after dinner speech. This is actually very funny and absolutely true.
One of our sales team called a hotel and the conversation went like this
"Hello, can I speak to Mr Wood please?
"Mr Wood ? "
"Yes, Mr Wood - is he there?"
"Do you know his collar number? "
“Collar number! No I don't (putting on an authorative voice) can you just put me through to him please?"
"Putting you through now"
"Hello, can I help you?
"Yes, is Mr Wood there please?”
"Who wants him?"
"My name is Kim and I’m calling from Infotel - is he there? "
"Sorry, which organisation? "
"Infotel. Is he there? "
"We do have a Mr Wood, but do you realise that you are calling Dorset CID Headquarters? How did you get this secure direct line number? What exactly is the nature of your call?”
"Sorry, I thought that I was calling to place bookings into the Cumberland Hotel in Bournemouth”
"Oh right, well we do have some lovely little basic rooms downstairs, not en-suite you understand, but small and compact with a nice clean thick blanket and a bell to call for service”
It’s great when someone has a sense of humour isn’t it?
And finally …. These two scoundrels are the oldest and youngest boys in my life.
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