My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his fuc*ing forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
And finally ..... there are two theories to arguing with a woman - neither one works.
Jeph Jacques
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"What's the point of havin' a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?"
2 days ago
16 comments:
Funny!! Flagmaker
love it!
I need one of those fancy rings, too!
That is so funny!
"Hell thath no fury like a Woman's scorn!" - great one R&C - go on, knock his block off!
Sorry to say your horse fell at the 9th fence, Valentines, brought down by a riderless horse!
I'm just having a quick look at your previous posts ~ Eddie x
Need, or want Sarah?
I thought it was funny when it was e-mailed to me too flagmaker and Maggie
Forget the f**king ring Eddie, I'm gutted about not winning the race. Now I'm in a bad mood!
That cheered me up no end!!
You made me laugh out load, thank you R&T!
xxS
Wana to borrow my ring Rosiero?
That's great! I'll have to remember that next time the subject of my mood comes up at home...
Snort! I know what to put on my birthday list!!!
This has struck a note with all women hasn't it? I wonder why?
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